Obviously none of us are fluent in the language of the saint.
Pioneer,
Whatchuknowboutusingacellphonedurinpracticeinsteadofcoaching?
Whachuknowboutwishinihadaphonecardorevenacellphonerightnowsinceihaveneitherandcancallnobodybutthesaintinheavenabove?
There aint nothin better than Church’s Chicken and Honey Biscuits. MMM MMM
Pioneer,
Whatchuknowbout inviting strangers in your office with the lights off to watch “Downloaded” movies???
Humour. I’ll give you humour!, someone came into my office just as this screen came up with Nightmare’s semi nude body on the top of the page.
My reputation is in tatters. :o
fuck ya motherfuckers
Humour. I’ll give you humour!, someone came into my office just as this screen came up with Nightmare’s semi nude body on the top of the page.
now that is funny!!!:sing:
Yes, it is time for your daily spoonfull of Saintdom!
“There are average coaches that know how to train, and there are great coaches that can motivate as well as train. I think I am a great motivator because my athletes are motivated on their own. I guess I just bring it out of them without trying. You see, that is why I dont have to hold practices over an hour a day. It just works like that.”
If we were all so lucky:P
Dlive, is it not true that the great Saint of twinkiedom often finds it is unnecessary to hold practices that last over an hour or, in reality, any practices at all- for the temperature might not be an ideal 74 degrees to ensure optimal peaking conditions-for consuming low carb beer or low fat oreos? Also the potential exists for rain to be present and absolutely ruin any chance for a successful Saint training session. Whachuknowboutidealconditionsforstoringlowfatoreosin?
Pioneer, This is true. As you may know, the Saint’s Conference is less than a week away, so he is preparing his team for it by adding in technique now. You may recall in his research article entitled “Whatchu may not know bout peaking is more than I know”, in the December 2002 issue of Flex Magazine, he describes how purposefully using the wrong mechanics will help the athlete set a new PR at conference when they do it the right way. (So ahead of his time!!)
Hey…I laughed when I saw this.
Yes Dlive, I read the aforementioned article and was amazed at the complexity and intellectual capacity of the Saint. Flex magazine has always been on the forefront of exercise research and I look forward to my monthly issue to find out what’s REALLY going on with exercise in the world. What other magazine could possibly track down the always busy Saint and corner him for a few nuggets of wisdom. In fact, the delayed peaking method of this man is unheard of in it’s use by any other coach-I think we all know why. I’m sure that the Saint’s crash course in technical work will pay off with many seasonal bests, pr’s, and conference championships and he’ll be the one laughing last-or at least right before we laugh at him, again. Is he offering low-fat oreo packs for all the conference champs? My guess is he does not want to part with any of his oreos but he might be willing to give away some stale twinkies and high carb beers since those are not really healthy. Whachuknowboutwatchingcoolmovieswiththesoccerteamandespeciallypeopleyoudon’tknowandpointingoutspecificanglesinthemoviesthatothersmayhavemissed?
Pioneer.
The crash course in technical work started today and it was truely amazing to watch. If you have ever seen the movie Pumpkin, you know what I mean. If not, I highly recommend renting it. The throwing technique in this movie is similar to what the Saint recommends.
Watch Pumpkin!!!
Dlive, please let us all know about the conference activities of the ones known as The guy with the hair and of course the low fat oreo eating and low carb beer drinking one known as the Saint. To think, you still have an entire outdoor season to spend with this dream(nightmare)team of a coaching staff. Some people have all the (bad) luck.
Pioneer,
When asked how his athletes would fare this weekend, the Saint replied “I am going to win 4 events, easy!” Not only is he confident, but realizes that it is he that will win, not the athletes. What are they thinking standing on the podium accepting an award? Dont they realize the Saint did all the work?" Selfish, selfish athletes.
Well, the Saint didnt win 4 events, but when asked how they did he simply stated, “I won the shot and the other guys got 4&7th in the weight.”
That is the way to take responsibility, only for the highest finisher.
Another lesson learned in Saintdom, USA
hey dlive
i think the saint trains this guy
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NSSUAYA&key=PLS
as you can tell from the look on his face, the hammer hammer hammer clean paid big dividends in producing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in explosive diarrhea
i give him a 10, cuz he’s so hot right now
Hey Dlive, how about an update on the recent actions of Dean Dirt-the mulleted coach of distinction. How did his philosophy of strength running fare? You know, the guy with the hair.
It actually faired well. Suprisingly enough, much better than the Saint’s philosophy of technical implentation the day before a major meet. McGyver is coming to the light in training (at a slow distance pace), but it is better than the fall to Saintdom. None the less, I did get some MAJOR QUOTES from the weekend which I will share with the forum if interested. Whatchuknowboutwinnin?