Interested you ask?!?! That is akin to asking an alcoholic if he wants a drink. We love the legend of the saint here and simply cannot get enough. The great thing about the saint is though he seems mythical he truly exists. No, that guy cannot be real, oh but he is! G. St. Bernard-author of “Squat Explosions” and other methods of peaking at “just the right time.”
Yes, this past week a top recruit visited the office shared by the Saint, only to be bombarded with downloaded “special” movies. If only the top colleges knew the special recruiting techniques employed by the Saint. Expose them to the gutter. that will surely make them sign early.
What potential recruit can possibly not be impressed by a “coach”/theater manager who freely shares his cherished collection of LDS with them. It shows that this potential “coach” really cares about them when he is willing to demonstrate specific angles that most just don’t have a keen eye to observe. I just know that these recruits have to think that they have been so blessed to have stumbled upon this great leader/motivator/peaking specialist that there is no doubt where they will attend for their college career.
Pioneer, will you tell us the story you have heard about, you know, the one about Gummy Bears being covered with Honey Butter Spread???
“I aint tryin to bring you into this, but you were in there when I played that Long-D-S movie.” “Why aint you trouble?”
THE SAINT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. PERMANENTLY.
“WHATCHUKNOWBOUTUNEMPLOYMENT?”
I don’t find that flag comment funny at all.
Try this email I received
This is Peter Kay humour… think he’s yet to hit Australia.
Have a good weekend…
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
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One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. -
You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
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Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator. -
Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
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Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
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You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to
have
a
fire in your back garden. -
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
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Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
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Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
ball. -
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
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Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad. -
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the first given opportunity. -
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed halfway
through and then raced against the flush. -
Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
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Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
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You never ever run out of salt.
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Old ladies can eat more than you think.
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You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
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There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve
got
your hand or head stuck in something. -
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
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Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan. -
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
on
an upturned plug. -
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
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You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood specifically to stir paint with. -
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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Bricks are horrible to carry.
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In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
Who the hell is the Saint?
G. St. Bernard former protege of a world class throws coach from Georgia. Specialized in dowloading “special”(hence the Dlive11 reference to LONG DS) movies off of Kazaa(file sharing program) that he would often offend recruits with by showing them the movies that they had literally no idea what they were getting into. Unbelieveable recruiting “tool.” THIS guy was shocked to have been fired from his university throws coaching position. I hope I have not clouded this issue further. D, it was your idea to show that movie-I warned you not to do it, remember, how come you didn’t get the axe?-question from the Saint of all suds.
This was sent to me today and its a laugh and 1/2.
http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm
Enjoy.
Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com
LOL Rupert! The Saint wants to know how much Low-Carb beer will give this effect and if watching Long-D-S movies can increase the effect?
Originally posted by prophet
I find some of the jokes about France quite funny, but I think Americans should also remember that we would still be a colony of Britain if it weren’t for France.
Stop being so unpatriotic and eat some “freedom” fries!
A Saint Quote from the Vault
“when I was coachin sprinters back home, I told em to look down the drain. That kept em from standin up to soon in the 100”.
DOWN THE DRAIN.
Pioneer, can you expound on that?
Dlive11, I believe he told them to look down the drain(similar to look for ants) because the Saint knew intuitively that with his superior training regimen his athletes would soon end up “down the drain.”
NEW FRENCH FLAG:
WHITE stripes on WHITE BACKGROUND!I find some of the jokes about France quite funny, but I think Americans should also remember that we would still be a colony of Britain if it weren’t for France.
Just heard a good one…
Two carpets walking down the road were suddently mowed down with a wall of bullets in a drive-by shooting incident. While the perpetrators weren’t caught, after extensive investigation the Police concluded that it was “Rug-Related”
Ah, its the way you tell 'em…:sing:
Originally posted by gf_200
Just heard a good one…
Two carpets walking down the road were suddently mowed down with a wall of bullets in a drive-by shooting incident. While the perpetrators weren’t caught, after extensive investigation the Police concluded that it was “Rug-Related”Ah, its the way you tell 'em…:sing:
??? :help:
Originally posted by Rupert
This is funny…once again proving Bush is nuts.
Good one 