Do a search on Disney there is plenty of weird stuff on them.
You want a good laugh put in “disney racism” … “disney illuminati”…“walter disney natzi” or “disney 33degreefreemason” (sorry los) 
From what I read Disney never came above ground. He hung out in the undergroud tunnels all day. HAHA. Its hard to tell truth from fiction but there are some interesting things out there. The whole world is corrupt, I wouldn’t doubt any of it. Some of the stuff is complete bs though and I will admit that.
History Lesson
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights .
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ’ Lincoln ’ made by ‘Ford.’
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the kicker…
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Incredible!!
I was on youtube watching some music videos and found this piece of art.
Enjoy! Peaches for everyone.:eek:
Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
- George W. Bush
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ’ to be prepared '.”
- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush
" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush
" We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush
" I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made."
- George W. Bush
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe.”
- George W. Bush
" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” - George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " - George W. Bush
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
- George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
- George W. Bush
" It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
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God help America …
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4 am by the telephone.
‘Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated the the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!!’
PM: ‘Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi’ll be ruined!’
Hilth Munister: ‘We’re going to hef to shup some in from… Brutain?..’
PM: ‘No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!’
Hilth Munister: ‘What about Australia?’
PM: ‘I’ll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one millioncondoms; ten unches long and eight unches thuck! That way they’ll continue to respect the All Blacks!!’
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one…
‘MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM’
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie … Oy Oy Oy
That’s weird - first I heard about it over here in Europe…LOL
The start:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk&feature=related
revenge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM&feature=related
striking back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4&feature=related
I think Kimmel won. Look at the first video, it’s hilarious. Then take a look at Kimmels reaction after the second video shows. Priceless. I didn’t watch the third one but I know whats in it. Never take on a comedian who hosts a national late night talk show. Thats all I can say.
Never heard of Kimmell till about 3 weeks ago :eek: but agree this is good stuff. 
Things which annoy the hoozle out of me. Struth Ruth! :mad:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” No retard, I paid 10 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When people say “life is short”. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fuckin’ does!! What can you do that’s longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumby!!!
People who say things like ‘My eyes aren’t what they used to be’. So what did they used to be? ears,
When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you unless you insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering…It’s has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks…Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
When you involved in a accident and someone asks ‘are you alright?’ Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off
[QUOTE=John]Never heard of Kimmell till about 3 weeks ago :eek: but agree this is good stuff.
Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
Funny!
Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com
Balance on Earth
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
"It’s a planet, replied God, “and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance”.
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
“For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.”
“Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people” God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"
“Yes” said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, “What’s that one?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I’m also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them”.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, “You said there will be BALANCE!”
God replied wisely. “Wait until you see the buggers I’m putting next to them” 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M
This song was on the new Harold and Kumar movie, I thought it was hilarious.
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, ‘Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.’
From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet …
‘Well, f – ckin stop doin it then!’
The Irish Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor. The auditor says, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money by gambling. I’m not sure the Inland Revenue finds that elievable.’ ‘I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Paddy. 'How’s about a emonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and says, 'Okay. You’re on!'Paddy says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand pound that I can bite my own eye.’ The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘No way! It’s a bet.’ Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.Paddy says, 'Now, I’ll bet you two thousand pound that I can bite my other eye.'The auditor can tell Paddy isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Paddy removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realises he has bet and lost three thousand quid, with Paddy’s solicitor as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.‘Would you like to go double or nothing?’ Paddy asks. 'I’ll bet you six thousand pound that I can stand on one side of your desk and piss into that rubbish bin on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way Paddy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.Paddy stands beside the desk and unzips his trousers, but although he strains for all his worth, he can’t make the stream reach the bin on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major loss into a big win. But Paddy’s solicitor moans and puts his head in his hands.‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.‘Not really,’ says the solicitor.
‘This morning, when Paddy told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me £20,000 that he could come in here and piss all over your desk - and that you’d be happy about it’
Whoever likes Katt Williams, you’ll love this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSzwpXosB8
lol, I bust up every time I watch this.