Kazakh Power Training

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Kazakh Power Training

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Can’t wait to see this movie!

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My friend was Borat for halloween last night. I am the one dressed as the Devil.

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good times.

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Jagshemash,
my name Borat Sagdiyev.
I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religions are tolerated - these are disgusting fabrications.

These claims are part of a propoganda campaign against our country by evil nitwits Uzbekistan - who as we all know are a very nosey people, with a bone in the middle of their brain.

watch the movie-film

There is a man name Roman Vasilenko who is claiming to be Press Secretary of Kazakhstan.

Please do not listen this man, he is Uzbek imposter, and is currently being hunted by our agents.

I must further say on behalf of my government, that if Uzbekistan do not desist from funding these attacks, then we will not rule out the possibility of military intervention.

If there is one more item of Uzbek Propoganda claiming that we do NOT drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking baigels, or export over 300 tonnes of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapaults.

Furthermores, all claims that our glorious leader is displeased with my film, ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’ is lie.

Infacts main purpose of Premier Nazharbayev’s visit to Washingtons is to promote this moviefilm.

This why together with Ministry of Information he will be hosting a screening tomorrow evening, to which he have invitate Premiere George Walter Bush and other American dignitaries - Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Gates, OJ Simpson and Mel Gibsons.

This screening will be followed by cocktail party and a discussion of closer ties between our countries at Hooters.

Thank you, I must now return to Embassy where my government need me.

Chenquieh