Lord Of The Rings:
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
- This is this cat.
- This is is cat.
- This is how cat.
- This is to cat.
- This is keep cat.
- This is an cat.
- This is old cat.
- This is fart cat.
- This is busy cat.
- This is for cat.
- This is forty cat.
- This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I bet you cannot resist passing it on. .
You got me TC, nice one pal.
Try this one for size
Dude is going to give himself whiplash!
BTW, is that 135#?!?!?! He makes it look way too hard!
That might be the funniest squat video I have ever seen in my life.
I think the impressive part is his massive vert. Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. A machine recorded it. No idea how it got such a high vert, but seriously…the kid was nowhere near what it said.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNKOI2h7Hs&mode=related&search=
easily the best one
edit wait no nvm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrV0052Uufs&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtwQuZrj8Q&mode=related&search=
Seizure hops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xapupTnX5wQ
Venom mask.
I’m suprised no one passed out from that.
well they dont show anything after the finish.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oAzbXbPyQog&mode=related&search= after all that practice he’s still homosexual.
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=647738293&channel=211755171
Looks like this dude is from Toronto. I’m diggin’ the gym music
Eddie…
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine”
…
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,” “That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself,”
…
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don’t like the looks of your wife at all. “Me neither doc,” said the husband. "But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
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Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1… All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he’s ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, “How do you get into those pants?” The young woman looks him over and replies, “Well, you could start by buying me a drink.”
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."Joe: “Really?” Moe: “Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in hell.”
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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice. “What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?” “Better get a bikini,” he replied. "You’d never get it all in one.