Bolt 9.69 and the New Limits of Human Performance

[hornblower]

@rainy.here

He’ll never get to match Phelps’ totals unless they introduce the backwards 100m, the sideways 100m, the one legged 100m, the holding your breath 100m, the skipping 100m, the blindfolded 100m, the duck-walk 100m, the bear-walk 100m, the forwards crab-walk 100m, the backwards crab-walk 100m, the walk on your hands 100m, and the 100m medley, which consists of doing 10m of nine of the preceding variations (and the freestyle 100m of course).

and gary larson’s 100 meter mosey… :D;)