I can personally testify to the effectiveness of the newest CF.com product: “How To Distract Attention Away From The Pain Of Training”.
Once you’ve gone through the treatment you’ll never complain about lactic acid burn again.
Thankyou Charlie. You’ve done it again. Some guys think I got stung at $5000 a treatment, but what do they know anyway… 
What did you think we were talking about all these years when we referred to Running Bees? (what comes next if the Running As don’t work)
Hey Chuck,
Only one question. How do I get these little Bs off me. My situation is getting a bit sticky.
Special Endurance! If you go far enough fast enough, they’ll all fall behind! (A simple case of Lactic Licked it!)