The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
- They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
nobody from north carolina or south carolina, its not a redneck bridagde.
the carolinas is where Dale Earnhardt and Richard Petty commerative plates get a spots around the little Jesus statue on the mantle in the trailer.
Good point. I didn’t write it, I got it in an email. How could they have overlooked the Carolina’s?
whoever orginally wrote it isn’t a real redneck simple.
Real rednecks don’t use email.
your right they use short wave radios and turkey calls.
Obviously whoever wrote this has not been to my hometown Virginia. There aint jack there on the west side. Oh my bad, there’s lots of mountains…
I went to college in western Virginia. That’s not really redneck. It’s more hillbilly. There’s a subtle difference.
my g-parents live in northwestern north carolina…a stones throw from western virgina and i’ll have to say: redneck<<<hillbilly.