PETA: Beheaded Man Tastes Just Like Chicken

I didn’t even know where to file this…

Source: TMZ

Only PETA can turn a human beheading – and act of cannibalism – into an animal rights issue.

A local paper in Manitoba, Canada – where a Greyhound bus passenger was recently killed, beheaded and eaten – has decided not to run an advertisement from PETA that equates that murder to the slaughter of animals.

PETA wrote on their blog, “While it isn’t every day that a human is violently attacked and eaten by another human, it’s worth noting that it is the norm for many people not to give any thought to the fact that restaurants are serving flesh that comes from innocents who were minding their own business before someone came after them with a knife.”

Yeah, but steak tastes gooooood.

PETA just about turns me against the animal treatment issue. Besides, if god didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

Some of the larger animals hold the same view about you!

We also wouldn’t have sharp canines if we weren’t meant to eat some meat.

you have smart dogs?

:stuck_out_tongue: I thought the same

maybe they catch dinner for him!

wait…i dont get it? who ate the guy who got beheaded :eek:

The guy who killed him was found with remnants of the victim in his mouth.

Funny stuff. I recently saw a dog that can watersky AND skateboard-not at the same time mind you. I want a dog that can mix drinks and turn my stereo on.

:slight_smile:

Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com

Says who exactly? Would you prefer the dull chicklet style teeth?

Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com

o wow. total psycho. now hes begging to be killed.

Enough already :slight_smile: - you all know I meant canine teeth:p

“Originally Posted by Juggler
if god didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

Loved Charlie’s response:
“Some of the larger animals hold the same view about you!”

Now that was funny. :smiley:

Smart dogs- and they have their own teeth… just gets better.

Just heard a radio show with some US Baptist Whacko who intends to send her half-baked followers up to protest at the victim’s funeral claiming that it was God’s will cause Canada is full of sinners. Of course, since that’s true, the perpetrator can’t be guilty if he’s just carrying out God’s will. Release him and send him to live at her house! (What’s for dinner there?)
With fuckwits like that, no wonder Bush is President!

LOL, I agree. But weren’t some of the Canadians really just the misfits of America who were too cowardly to go against the king. I mean the ones that left the 13 colonies to upper Quebec were loyalists to the British. Don’t get me wrong, “the guys” no fan of America either.

And you guys have some loyalist holiday to celebrate this tradition. I forget which one. I mean give me a break. Plus technically us stupid Americans (Im a mix so I don’t count) didnt vote Bush in. He stold that election and you know that.

(This coming from someone with French Canadian background). LOL. :smiley: