Maths logic

[kitkat1]

Some Math +Logic:

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

its the Bullshit and

Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

‘REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.’

[Coachcain]

Classic!
I hate it when soccer players say they gave it 110%
We now have irrefutable proof they are talking B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T lol.

[Track_man]

lol wow
whatta play with numbers

[rainy.here]

@kitkat1

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

That’s pretty damn funny, but the mathematician in me has to point out that you’d actually be multiplying the values of the letters, rather than adding them up. ab=a*b

[boldwarrior]

@rainy.here

That’s pretty damn funny, but the mathematician in me has to point out that you’d actually be multiplying the values of the letters, rather than adding them up. ab=a*b

um, perhaps Re-look. Its +, not *

[rainy.here]

@boldwarrior

um, perhaps Re-look. Its +, not *

I know, and I wasn’t trying to ruin the fun, but since you’ve asked let’s use
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Since it is written B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T, it means 2-21-12-12-19-8-9-20 = -99%.

If we take out the - symbols and write BULLSHIT, it would mean BULLSHI*T = 165473280.

The easiest fix is to write it
B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T, except that it looks funny like that.

[John]

@rainy.here

I know, and I wasn’t trying to ruin the fun, but since you’ve asked let’s use
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Since it is written B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T, it means 2-21-12-12-19-8-9-20 = -99%.

If we take out the - symbols and write BULLSHIT, it would mean BULLSHI*T = 165473280.

The easiest fix is to write it
B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T, except that it looks funny like that.

:eek:…I can’t believe it, someone even more pedantic than me

solution

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

and - = +

then

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

[boldwarrior]

haha - these reply’s are funnier than the original joke…

[MSO]

I attended a PeeWee (American) football game a few months ago.

I watched one of the teams warm up, and after the warm-up, they all gathered around the coaches. The coaches kept yelling “Who’s giving 100%?” And the kids kept yelling back “We are!”

My first thought was that unless third-grade math was going really well, the kids had no idea what that meant. Then the game started and they got crushed.