Strongman vs. powerlifter.
Best physique ever!
Sweet Dreams.
Highschool hurdles… the greatest event on earth You Can Do it.
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[b]Failed Dunks Compilation.
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That’s great. I guess the orangutan let everyone know how he felt about the contest. That was a nice piss there.
This didn’t exactly make me laugh but absolutely amazing none the less.
Danny Ilabaca - Choose Not To Fall.
Best of Daniel Ilabaca.
This is excellent.
Conspiracy Theory: Jesse Ventura Investigates the Pro Wrestling Hoax.
Skateboarding Dog.
that daniel ilabaca parkour video was one of the most amazing things i think ive ever seen. holy cow.
What beats me is the ability to pre-judge the distance of his jumps.
Imagine, a mere 1-inch misjudgement could result in his death.
SO TRUE!!
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.
6.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
10.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11…Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13.< /b>Murphy’s Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
16.Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17.Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!
18.Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19.Doctors’ Law - If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.
KitKat
From the beginning you have added a great deal to this place in cyber world…
It is always good to laugh.
As Irish as They Get!!
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his drink back and said “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks “How many people are flying with you ?”
Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your f***ing plane!”
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Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”
He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re mad, go home” So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where the hell are you going?” asks the Foreman.
“I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” says Murphy.
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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says “I wonder how the girls are getting on”
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says “You know what I want don’t you ?”
“Yeah,” says Paddy… “The whole friggin’ bed by the looks of it!”
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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not
servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.
A detective held up the head to which Paddy said “I don’t think that’s her, she wasn’t that tall!”
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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking like
mad in the garden. Paddy says “To hell with this!” and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks “What did you do?”
Paddy replies “I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like it!”
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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says “Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”
Paddy says “What’s his name ?”
Mick replies “Miles, from London !”
oldie but a goodie…
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
“Windows frozen.”
Husband texts back:
“pour some luke warm water over it.”
Wife texts back:
“computer completely fucked now”