This is it… the biggest poll there ever done lived. The most improtant debate that man has ever faced.
Futons: Have long been the meat and potatoes of Hippie and Yuppie sleeping devices. Often doubling as a couch, this versatile and rugged sleeping surface has provided the overweight (and underweight) bearded-weed-toking sleeper with an unusually large surface area to sleep upon. And rest assured folks, if there is an earthquake these bad boys are going NO WHERE! They weigh in at approx 110-200lbs apiece depending upon the size.
Waterbeds: Ever since Jeff Jeffstofferson invented the plastic water-sack container system in 1964 waterbeds have stormed onto the sleeping scene with such ferocity and variety that even Austin Powers had to have his own shag-covered version. (It is important to note that the wool and oil models standard before Dr. Jeffstofferson’s plastic-sack method were… less than water tight) But now the waterbed is a cult classic, loved and reveared by numerous sleepers both young and old.
Airmatresses: Having only recently come onto the sleep-scene, these wonders of technological achievement represent the best that today’s scientists have to offer. Independent variable controll? You got it. Different memory settings so you don’t get your settings confused with you wife’s boy-toy-fling-thing? That comes standard on most models. And numbers! Oh you mathematicions will love these marvels. When you push the + button: the number will GO UP! Miraculous I know! But wait… it gets better! When you push the - button: that SAME number will GO DOWN! Amazing isn’t it!? Now whether this number has any effect on the air-pressure inside your matress. Well, that’s for the scientists to decide.
Now, the facts are down. The information has been presented, but the fight is not over! Cast your vote and decide who will win! Will it be the transformer? The Shag-meister classic? Or the scientific marvel?