Birthday Boy Carl

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Carl Lewis Cordially Invites You To Tell Him How Great He Is
Ah, Carl Lewis. Where would we be without his dulcet tones? We’d be awfully sad, that’s what.

Well, the sainted souls at The Big Lead somehow got a hold of Carl’s invitation to his 45th birthday party, and hoo boy, it sounds like some kind of party. You can download the PDF right here, but here’s some highlights.

Sunday, June 25: Miami
“Lusty Lingerie.” The sizzling nights of South Beach just got hotter with my steamy lingerie party. The attire … well, less is definitely more.

Friday, June 30: Atlantic City
“Sexy Sports Night.” This is my final bash, so help me cross the finish line and join in the countdown to my actual birthday (Midnight July 1). The attire is naughty sportswear, so get creative and make it HOT!!!
It’s worth noting, by the way, that the birthday celebration starts on June 14 and ends June 30. We would make fun of Carl Lewis by pointing out that only Carl Lewis would think his birthday is worthwhile enough for a two-week celebration, but we’re pretty sure he’d agree with us.

Crash the Many Birthday Parties Of Carl Lewis [The Big Lead]
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Carl Lewis Birthday Bash (PDF)

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In the name of all that is holy, please say this is not real.

#3

Almost got me on that one…great website.

Rupert
CharlieFrancis.com

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Rupert, if it’s not true, then it should be. The www is a queer place :eek: :smiley: :rolleyes:

Crash the Many Birthday Parties of Carl Lewis
It’s really too bad we’re techno-neophytes, otherwise, we’d be able to post, in its entirety, the nice little invite that landed in our inbox during our much-needed vacation. Someone far more plugged in that us received a bizarre invite to celebrate the 45th birthday of arguably the greatest athlete of all-time, the owner of 10 Olympic medals, Carl Lewis.

What’s so special about his birthday? Lewis is turning 45 in decadent style – in five cities this month, complete with really radical themes that would make Paris Hilton blush. Plan your month accordingly, residents of LA, Houston, Atlanta, Miami, and Atlantic City. (Is Atlantic City the new New York? It is, after all, where Terrell Owens held his tame birthday in December.) We’ll post the dates and times in case you want to crash the Lewis cross-country birthday bonanza, and if an enterprising blogger wants to take a whack at sizing and posting the PDF file, drop us an email, and we’ll send you the actual invite.

WEDNESDAY JUNE 14 – LOS ANGELES
The Day After / 6757 Hollywood Blvd/ Hollywood, CA
9 PM – 2 AM
“Raging Rio” We’re kicking off my birthday bash in true Brazilian Style. Tonight, it’s Carinval and anything goes. Leave your inhibitions at the door! The attire is bold, sexy, and totally risqué.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21 – HOUSTON
Omni Houston Hotel/ Four Riverway/ Houston,
8 PM – 12 AM
“Polynesian Paradise” Be whisked away to the South Pacific with an exquisite Polynesian Luau. The attire is Tropical Fun: Bright linens, flowered dresses, and native sarongs (if you dare)!

FRIDAY, JUNE 23 – ATLANTA
Centennial Olympic Park/ 265 Park Avenue West/ Atlanta, GA
8 PM – 12 AM
“An Olympic Occasion” Relive the glory of Atlanta’s 1996 Olympics, where I made history with my 9th and final Gold Medal. The attire is white and gold to honor the Olympic Games.

SUNDAY, JUNE 25 – MIAMI
Opium Garden/ 136 Collins Avenue/ Miami Beach, FL
11 PM – 5 AM
“Lusty Lingerie” The Sizzling Nights of South Beach just got hotter with my Steamy Lingerie Party. The attire … well, less is definitely more!!!

FRIDAY, JUNE 30 – ATLANTIC CITY
40/40 Club/2120 Atlantic Avenue/ Atlantic City, NJ
10 PM-5 AM
“Sexy Sports Night” This is my final bash, so help me cross the finish line and join in the countdown to my actual birthday (midnight, July 1). The attire is naughty sportswear, so get creative and make it HOT!!!

Posted by TheBigLead on Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 at 3:45 pm.