analyse this

[Charlie_Francis]

@rainy.here

Ha - except that the general fan base (and probably the athletes) wouldn’t like seeing how slow their superstars are compared to UB. Their ideas of ‘football fast’ would be thrashed, and they’d have to forget it as quickly as possible.

Isn’t this like saying to Bolt: “Yes, but how far can you long jump and how well can you play the Cello?”
Come to think of it, lets get a Bolt cut-out for Carl as well!