John
December 14, 2009, 2:14pm
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M gets back tomorrow evening and has had a great time, just received the following touching message from the darling :rolleyes:
Subject line was Pick me up bitches
[i]please pick moi up from thee airport on time, i will not accept any excuses for not picking me up or being late not even if you couldnt find the keys, its a pretty old excuse guys and it wont work. so please be there to pick me up at 8oclock, no later cos i will not at all thank you for it.
i hope you choose to accept this challenge, if not then there will be major concequences involving loss of presents and other such goodies.
yours sincerly, your lovely ( notice the lovely, not loving…as this is a formal document and theres not need to get mushy) daughter m.
:eek:
most definitely my wife C’s genes in evidence here. “You need to remember something, we’re dealing with children……they need to be terrified, it’s like Mother’s milk to them. Without it their bones won’t grow properly!”
as I reminded her “You need to remember something, we’re dealing with children……they need to be terrified, it’s like Mother’s milk to them. Without it their bones won’t grow properly!” 